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If I could make posts with my mind, I would be posting nonstop.
Good stuff too. Thought provoking and fun.
My mind is a wonderland of fantastic ideas.
Mind posting would not only rock my world, but yours too. 
However, no can do. 
So, until that can happen, these random posts will have to do. 
Okay. Here we go.
I'm on my computer.  About to write a post and ....
BLANK. 
Blank. Blank. Blank. Blank, blank, blank, blank, wait...
No, blank. 
Maybe I could...nope. 
Blank. 
And...
Blank. 

Awesome. Blank you. Have a blank day. 

When I'm not Ryan the writer- I am the Princess and crafting. And every once in rare while, I will do a craft show. 

Today I was at the Monroe High School and I had a blast! Sitting at a table surrounded by crafts and crafters is my happy place. I really enjoyed myself. 

What was my bestseller? The wineglasses that said
"Pairs well with Turkey and Difficult Relatives".
LOL!! I sold out. Good to know I am not the only one. 

Thank you to all who stopped by and bought an item or two or three! 

And to those who took my info today or are local and would like to place an order,
you can contact me at Ryanringbloom@gmail.com.

I have my fingers crossed that i get to do another one soon! 

Want to do something terrifying for Halloween this year?
 Lift up your couch cushions. 

I have ONE kid and I consider myself neat.
HOWEVER, I was vacuuming today and decided to lift the couch cushions for a more thourough cleaning.

SHRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what I found:

4 socks
A Harry Potter wand
Countless Goldfish crackers
A Lollipop (still in its wrapper- thank god)
Some Lego figurines
Candy Wrappers (too many to list) 
Nutella to Go
A Knick-Knack that must have fallen off a shelf
Cat toys
An obscene amount of crumbs

But oddly - no money. 

#RYANRELAY
Carol - Lindsay - DawnMarie

Answer these 5 questions:
1. I plan on doing a puzzle this weekend. How many pieces is it?
2. I was part of one Anthology. What was the name of that Anthology? 
3. What TV show was I watching at 11:38?
4. I grew mini pumpkins in my yard this year. How many did I grow? 
5. Proceed with caution. Entering which room in my house can be dangerous?

That's it. Simple. First one to message me with all 5 correct answers WINS! 

*No guesses. 
*The answers are all out there. 
*No hints. 
*All five answers must be sent at once. Not individually. 
*Hope you found this because I am not sharing this post on Facebook. 
​*Evil laugh

*Invoicing is available for those who would like to order a signed copy directly. 
You can contact me at Ryanringbloom@gmail.com to place your order. 
$22.00 - US only. 

​Update 9/15 - **I am currently sold out of signed books.
There is a 2 - 3 week wait for anyone who places an order with me directly. 
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It is no secret that I am not a big fan of summer.
July is my least favorite month of the year. It just goes on and on and on.... 
I am always hot. Always sweaty.
I miss cool weather and wearing layers, pretending my bulky clothes are hiding all my extra pounds.
But mostly, I  miss my kid being in school. 
He is the love of my life. My one and only baby. My child. My son. My everything. 
But holy shit camp is just not enough!!! It's time for school to start again!!! 
He is only 10 but sometimes talks to me like a snotty disrespectful teenager.
About a week ago, I was OVER IT!!! I said, that's it - no phone tomorrow. And I meant it. He did not have his phone at all the next day. 
A few days later we once again had a moment where I gave him a warning saying -
keep it up and I will take away that phone.
 He replied with - here we go again with your blackmail. 
Blackmail.
 Is he freaking kidding me?  I can't even....
School. Please. Soon.