Lift up your couch cushions.
I have ONE kid and I consider myself neat.
HOWEVER, I was vacuuming today and decided to lift the couch cushions for a more thourough cleaning.
This is what I found:
A Harry Potter wand
Countless Goldfish crackers
A Lollipop (still in its wrapper- thank god)
Some Lego figurines
Candy Wrappers (too many to list)
Nutella to Go
A Knick-Knack that must have fallen off a shelf
An obscene amount of crumbs
But oddly - no money.