I never ever do stuff like this anymore and the library will probably boot me out on my butt when they realize one of my new releases is called Whiskey Dick but hey - I'm doing it anyway.
One day only. MONDAY, October 22nd -
yeah that's right a Monday.
Call in sick to work, let the laundry sit, spend all weekend road tripping to NJ and come meet me in person.
I'll be the one trying to look busy and sucking in her gut while tugging on rolling Spanx.
See ya there!!!!!!
